Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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