Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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