K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Alive.
So much puke
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
