You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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