are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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