I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You pole danced in your parka.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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