Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
this will be a night to untag.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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