Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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