just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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