The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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