Soap is not a condiment
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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