I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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