It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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