We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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