Someone shit on the floor
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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