I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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