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Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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