Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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