She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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