i permit you to call me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
