Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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