I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
