So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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