yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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