She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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