Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
