Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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