I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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