just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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