if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I think I am morally bankrupt
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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