Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wish there were birth control emojis
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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