I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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