I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
