Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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