so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
