the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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