i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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