Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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