I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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