do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
