Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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