So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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