Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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