I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
