im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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