that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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