and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It was confusing and full of hummus
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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