Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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