I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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