you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No I am not eating basil off your cock
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
is it fun? or sober?
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