We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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