my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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