sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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