I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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