I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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