Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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