Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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