Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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