Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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